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›The Final Slap
So my friends – I’m back! Well sort of! In his metal wisdom Baz has decided that you buggers are in need of some therapy. Here’s an assortment of questions, problems dilemmas that the HeadBang readership has recently sent in – and my helpful sympathetic replies.
From an impoverished young musician.
Why are most things I'm interested in (BOA, WOA, metal in general, Morecambe FC) getting stupidly popular, losing their intimate charm?!
You were doing fine until you mentioned Morecambe FC!
From one of our readers in the former colonies
Why do burgers come in packs of 8, but burger buns come in packs of 12?
I never knew that! I like to eat my burger between 2 other burgers – buns are for p*ssies!
From Mr A Steptoe
I got a metal question - why does scrap iron give me an erection
We’ll if that’s the only way! But personally I’ve never needed a splint!
And finally…………….!
To all you who did not bother to write – F*ck You Very Much! So bye for now – stay true – you never know when I might return to give you all another well-deserved slapping.
Uncle SlapHead
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